Twelve Minutes In A Hotel Room

Characters: Leonardo Di Caprio, Bellboy
Setting: a 5-star hotel room in Abu-Dhabi

Bellboy: Knock-knock!
Leo: Wait a moment! I’m getting dressed.
Bellboy: Sure, sir.
Leo: Okay, come in now, it’s open.
Bellboy: Good afternoon, sir.
Leo: You can call me Leo.
Bellboy: Sure, Leo. Here is your luggage, sir. Sorry, Leo.
Leo: Thanks. Put it over there, near the wardrobe.
Bellboy: Here you go, si… Leo.
Leo: Okay.
Bellboy: Anything else I can do for you?
Leo: Well, no. You can go now.
Bellboy: Okay, Leo. Have a nice day. See you again.
Leo: Maybe.
…
Leo: Oh, well, wait a sec. What do you say if I ask you for a favor?
Bellboy: Sure, si… Leo.
Leo: Mmm… Could you please me?
Bellboy: ???
Leo: Well… I haven’t been with a woman for quite a while.
Bellboy: Sorry, but I am not a woman.
Leo: But you have hands, don’t you?
Bellboy: Well, sure I do, sir.
Leo: Call me Leo.
Bellboy: I am sorry.
Leo: Don’t be. What I wanted to ask you is just please me as if you were a woman.
Bellboy: How can I do it?
Leo: Well, I wonder if you could spank my monkey.
Bellboy: Are you here with your monkey??
Leo: Of course I am! Look!
…
Bellboy: Wow! That big!
Leo: You wanna touch it?
Bellboy: Well… I’ve never done it before.
Leo: Everything happens for the first time some day, son.
Bellboy: I can try.
Leo: No need to try. Just embrace it with you palm and go back and forth, that's it. Come on, let’s sit on the couch.
Bellboy: Shall I lock the door?
Leo: Ha-ha! Are you afraid to be seen?
Bellboy: To some extent, yes, sir… Leo.
Leo: Well, go ahead. I don’t mind. And come here.
Bellboy: Would you like me to undress you? Slowly.
Leo: No, I’m fine. I would like you to undress yourself, though.
Bellboy: You mean, you wanna see me naked?
Leo: Oh yes, boy! And quick!
Bellboy: Okay, just a second.
…
Bellboy: Underwear too?
Leo: Of course! Come on, don’t be shy. I’m your friend.
Bellboy: Sure, Leo. Like this?
Leo: Oh, you got it so small.
Bellboy: Well… That’s why I was not sure.
Leo: Tickle-tickle… Come on, baby, show me you’re a real man!
Bellboy: Look, Leo, you don’t need to. You wanted me to spank yours.
Leo: Okay, you can start. Take it with your right hand.
Bellboy: Like this?
Leo: Oh, yeah… Gently. Move it up and down… Argh! Slowly. And gently.
…
Bellboy: Do you like it?
Leo: Be quiet, boy, and do your job.
…
Leo: And now a little bit faster… Yeah, like this. Go on.
Bellboy: Would you like me to embrace it with my lips?
Leo: No. Just do what I say. Yeah… Yeah!
…
Bellboy: May I ask you a question, Leo?
Leo: Ahhh… Okay, go ahead.
Bellboy: How many babes did you have?
Leo: Oh, don’t remember. Never counted. Forty. Maybe fifty.
Bellboy: I only had two. My first girlfriend was nice. I loved her. But she walked out on me with another guy when I was…
Leo: Argh! Gently, motherfucker!
Bellboy: Oh, I’m sorry… I got carried away.
Leo: So, what happened with the other one?
Bellboy: You mean, my other girlfriend? Well, we are still together.
Leo: Do you love her?
Bellboy: I think so. She is nice, too. But I am only 21 now. Don’t know what will happen in the future.
Leo: Of course. Neither do I. Now take it with both your hands. Yeah, like that. And go a bit faster.
Bellboy: Okay. Like this?
Leo: Yeah… Do it.
Bellboy: Okay.
…
Bellboy: Can I go with another question?
Leo: Well, try it. But careful with what you’re doing, okay?
Bellboy: Sure. So, how many guys did you have so far?
Leo: You are my second one.
Bellboy: Oh! And who was the first one?
Leo: My father.
Bellboy: ???
Leo: Yeah… I was twelve then. I was sitting in my room reading a book about dinosaurs. He came in without knocking, smelling of rum, plopped down on my bed, unzipped his pants and pulled out his cock. Man, it was huge, even when not hard-on.
Bellboy: Oh…
Leo: Yeah, and then he grabbed my hand, folded my fingers around it and started to jerk.
Bellboy: Did you… like it?
Leo: I was surprised, to say nothing that I was scared. And disgusted. At first…
Bellboy: And then?
Leo: And then when it rose in my hand and became as warm as my mother’s arms, I started feeling… so to say, appetence.
Bellboy: Oh, gosh!
Leo: Eventually, Dad removed his hand and I went on jerking his dick. And, I should say, I turned on really hard while I was at it.
Bellboy: I’m getting turned on, too…
Leo: Easy, easy, boy. Mind your business, and do it gently. Don’t forget you are working on a gentleman.
Bellboy: Sorry… Do you like it like this?
Leo: Yeah, baby. You’re doing well.
Bellboy: And… Was your father’s dick big?
Leo: Fuck yes! And fucking hard! As a fucking walking cane. Ohhh… Slow down, my boy, or I gonna cum real quick!
Bellboy: Sorry. Okay. And what happened next?
Leo: What do you mean what happened? Oh, you mean, with my father? Well, I jerked him for about five minutes. He was moaning as a German bitch in a porn movie. And, all of a sudden, a huge stream flushed out of his penis, right onto my t-shirt.
Bellboy: Didn’t you want to taste it on your tongue?
Leo: Well, that’s what I did. Secretly, so he didn’t notice. Although, he was lying on his back with eyes closed, gasping, and couldn’t see what I was doing. And, tell you what, I liked it. I mean, the taste. It was something like peanuts mixed with fresh goat milk. Mmm, yummy… Still remember the taste.
Bellboy: Wow! But why didn’t you have boys after that?
Leo: That’s not your business, little puck. Maybe, I was waiting for you.
Bellboy: Oh, Leo… Take my cock, please. It’s growing hard.
Leo: Come on, we are not here to spank your monkey, but mine.
Bellboy: Sorry, I was carried away too far…
Leo: It’s okay, love, don’t worry. Just go on with me like you do. Yeah… Yeah!
…
Leo: A bit harder now… And faster.
Bellboy: Like this?
Leo: Even faster. Even harder… Yeahhh… Like this, with both hands! Do it harder, boy!
Bellboy: I’m doing harder.
Leo: Shut up and bring more pressure! Yes! Yes! Yes!!!
Bellboy: Are you cumming?
Leo: Yeah, bitch, give it hot! More, more, more!
Bellboy: Leo, love…
Leo: I'm hookying. Harder! Haaaardeeer!
Bellboy: Can I suck it?
Leo: Yeah, my boy… Lick it, tickle it with your tongue. Yeahhh…
Bellboy: (slurp, slurp, slurp)
…
Leo: Now, get dressed. And… Look in my jacket’s pocket, there’s a wallet. Take a thousand bucks and get lost.
Bellboy: Okay. Thank you. See you again?
Leo: Never.

THE END