Expulsio Maxima

Ghosts in the kitchen, demons in the hall,
Things go bump? We fix it all!
Tired of shadows creepin’ at night?
One quick zap, they’re outta sight!

No holy water, no long prayers,
Just one blast—whoosh!—gone like air!
Press the button, watch ‘em run,
This exorcism’s just for fun!

Expulsio Maxima, zap zap boom!
Ghosts be gone, clear out the room!
One quick blast, they fade away,
No more hauntin’, have a nice day!

Demons dancin’ on your bed?
Spooky whispers in your head?
No more worry, no more dread,
Just press this button—poof! They’re dead!*
(*Metaphorically, of course!)

Choose your mode, make it neat,
“Polite Goodbye” or “Quick Defeat.”
Want ‘em out with style and grace?
Try “Disco Exit”—just in case!

Expulsio Maxima, zap zap boom!
Ghosts be gone, clear out the room!
One quick blast, they fade away,
No more hauntin’, have a nice day!

 “Guaranteed results or your cash stays hexed!
Refunds? Nah, you’ll be much more vexed!
Side effects? Oh, just a few...
Floating chairs and ghosts that sue!

Order fast, don’t be the last,
Before your ghost makes a purchase blast!!”

Expulsio Maxima, don’t delay!
Buy it now or ghosts will stay!