a) The Japanese eat almost no fat, yet they have far fewer heart attacks and strokes than Americans or Brits.
b) The French drown everything in butter and cheese, yet they still have fewer heart attacks and strokes than Americans or Brits.
c) In India, they barely drink wine, yet they have fewer heart attacks and strokes than Americans or Brits.
d) In Spain, they drink wine like it's water, yet—somehow—they still have fewer heart attacks and strokes than Americans or Brits.
e) In Algeria, they practically don’t have sex, yet they have fewer heart attacks and strokes than Americans or Brits.
f) In Brazil, they have sex constantly, yet—guess what?—they also have fewer heart attacks and strokes than Americans or Brits.
CONCLUSION:
Eat what you want, drink what you want, screw as much as you want—turns out, the real killer is the English language.
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