Zonkulator Temporis

It bends the time, it twists the space,
May lead you through a hidden place.
Where worlds entwine and hearts take flight,
Each moment shines with pure delight.

Came from nowhere, flashing light,
Humming, buzzing, way too bright!
Whispers tales of time's embrace,
But shouts, “Beware of foxy face!”

Where worlds entwine and hearts relight,
Zonkulator Temporis — the glyph of life!

Manual’s thick, the print’s so small,
"Don’t shake, don’t drop, don’t touch at all!"
Buttons flash from bronze to gold,
Each one’s a trick—just like we’re told!

Press the button, take a spin,
Hope we don’t meet our evil twin!
Maybe find a twist to win,
Or secrets brewed in devil’s sin!

Where worlds entwine and hearts relight,
Zonkulator Temporis — the glyph of life!

Who knows where this trip will lead?
Caveman’s fire or future’s speed!
Just hope we don’t get caught tonight,
Or end up as some alien’s bite!