The absurd beginning of the Third World...

 A chronology of events.

During a quarrel between Trump and Zelensky in the Oval Office during the supposed signing of a fateful treaty, it came to blows

Zelensky after Trump's words:

- Get out of my office!

... in his anger, naturally, under the influence of drugs, he grabbed the side chair on which he had been sitting patiently, like a mouse, and threw it at the head of the US President, with which he cut his temple until it bled, then, to continue the attack, he rushed with his fists at the offender.

Trump was not one of the timid, did not lose his head, hit Zelensky on the top of the head with his fist from above, he sank to the parquet for a second or two, where he was overtaken by a bullet from a security guard, death occurred instantly, the bullets were poisoned!

 After Trump addressed the Ukrainian people with a speech of regret for the tragedy that had happened, the Verkhovna Rada declared war on the United States.

On the side of the already deceased Zelensky (akin to Archduke Franz Ferdinand, heir to the Austro-Hungarian throne), the countries that are USAID donors, and this is more than half of Europe - Great Britain, France, Spain, Norway, the Netherlands, Luxembourg, Portugal, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia, Germany, Canada, Moldova, Poland!

On the side of Trump and Russia, the countries of the anti-Hitler, oh, sorry, anti-Zelensky coalition came out.

After many hours of bloody battles, ours gained the upper hand, together with Trump, we slowly but surely cleared all of Europe of the new brown plague!

As was required to prove, peace is stronger than war, history is a true and clear example of this!

 Yes, I forgot one detail, after the successful end of the Third Conventional World War, the Nobel Peace Prize was given, unprecedentedly awarded and presented to seven presidents at once - Trump, Putin, Xi Jinping, Modi, Erdogan, Lukashenko and Netanyahu...

These are the world wars we have on earth now, make you cry or laugh until you drop!