Cosmic B. S

Celestial B.S. Inc. (Bureaucratic Shenanigans)
прим.авт. Cosmic B.S. Crew (Heaven’s Red Tape Hustle)
                Космический Бюрократический Бардак (Райская Волокита)

Angels stuck in cubicles, wings tied in knots,
Filing halos with “Sign here” on the spot!
“Prayers on delay—divine spam filter’s broke,”
“Upgrade your cloud,” they joke, “for a poke!”

Cosmic B.S.! Blame the stars!
Souls stuck in queues— “Your karma needs bars!”
“Renew your halo or face the abyss,
Next life’s on hold — we lost your ‘bliss’!”

Hell’s hotline burning? Literally!
Demons spam: “Sin now! Free pitchfork guarantee!”
Saint Pete’s out of ink, “No golden gates! No fund!!”
Adam’s in the lobby: “Where’s my apple full refund?!”

Cosmic B.S.! Blame the stars!
Souls stuck in queues — “Your karma needs bars!”
“Renew your halo or face the abyss,
Next life’s on hold — we lost your ‘bliss’!”

Archangel Mike’s stuck in Excel, cells scream blue,
Devil’s LinkedIn: “Hiring! Torment interns—scheme!”
God’s on a coffee break, left the void in charge,
Judgment Day’s postponed — “No toner? Oh, Marge!”

Cloud servers crash—angels yell “No reply!”
Noah’s ark denied —“No flood tags, goodbye!”
Eve’s spamming Eden's cloud: “I want my apple back!”
Jesus facepalms —“Lost my donkey—send Jack!”

Cosmic B.S.! Blame the stars!
Souls stuck in queues — “Your karma needs bars!”
“Renew your halo or face the abyss,
Next life’s on hold — we lost your ‘bliss’!”

World end? Fill Form B.S.—“Attach sin receipts!”
Void’s terms? “Read the fine print—in cursive!”
Click “I agree” and hope your soul’s… processed by three!
Next! What’s next? B.S. eternity!

“Error 404: Apocalypse delayed —
Your subscription’s expired. Pay Devil’s dues today!”