Universum Stress

Angels at desks, wings all tied,
Paperwork piles — sign here, denied!
Prayers lost in a jam — what a mess!
Upgrade your soul or face the abyss!

Universum Stress! Blame the stars!
Souls in lines — karma needs bars!
Renew your halo or face the abyss,
Next life’s on hold — we lost your bliss!

Hell’s phone rings — demons sing:
“Sin today, get a free thing!”
Bro Bob’s dry — “No gates, No fund!”
First Human’s mad: “Where’s my Apple refund?!”

Universum Stress! Blame the stars!
Souls in lines — karma needs bars!
Renew your halo or face the abyss,
Next life’s on hold — we lost your bliss!

Zorak’s stuck in a file, numbers go wild,
Devil’s laugh: “Hire interns — they’re mild!”
Big Boss on break — chaos in charge,
Judgment delayed: “No coffee? Just LARGE?!”

Clouds crash — angels groan,
Noah’s denied: “No flood? Go home!”
Eve’s spam: “Apple’s a lie!”
BibleBot facepalms: “Donkey’s gone! Why?!”

Universum Stress! Blame the stars!
Souls in lines — karma needs bars!
Renew your halo or face the abyss,
Next life’s on hold — we lost your bliss!

World end? Form Universe — attach flaws!
Void’s terms? “Read the small print… yawn!”
Click “agree” — soul processed by three…
Next! Universe eternity!

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