cute little librarian

Chapter 1: Happily never after?
Once upon a… Right now! It is magical wedding. Not mine… Today I don`t even reading a book. I am watching in faces of everyone. And… Fine… Let prince and princess live happily ever after.
Today I don`t even scared much when see… Those … HUGE FLYING COLOURFUL ABSOLUTELY DISAASTER!!!
Well… I am fine… I am absolutely… NOT FINE!!!
Stop… Am I crying right now? Oh… NO… REALLY? Fine… It is still… BOOM!!! How dare you, latex spherical thing? Now this all is even worse!
Christie: Is all right with our little Umnichka?
Elisabeth: His heart feels something painful, I think… Poor little Umnichka…
Roberto: Ha! I told you that he shouldn’t be on wedding of my younger sister Khranitelnitsa!
After that all, I came home… Library is my home. I prepared tea, I started to read book... Oh… I have found something inside this book… My thin small yellow «sunlight of hope». Hope that someday I will face my fear and find true love. But can today be «someday»? Not sure, but lets try… And I b-blown a little bit. Seems, I feel better.
But… The cat appeared here, near me. Huge black cat, who live in library even longer than me. Vinegar.
Cat: Well-well-well… Nice try, but too small. Boom!
Cat: Oops… I am so sorry… Its just an accident! Me: Vinegar,.. P-please, don’t do it anymore…
 
Cat: Well… I live my 9th life and has 8 names much more interesting than Vinegar. For example, yeah… (deep breath)... Darius!
Me: Yeah, Darius. What are you going to do next?
Cat: Your voice sound so funny, so, well, its better you to call me Vinegar. Bye! I am going to watch pictures of beautiful female cats!
And cat disappeared.
Darius… Nice name… Would like to know, is there female vertion of name?..
Btw, I want to tell you. How my fear has started. I was very young, my mum and older brother wanted me to study at «The Primary School of Evil Magic.» When we were coming I saw cute flower and small cute butterfly sat on my nose and made me sneeze. At the TPSOEM no one liked me. But I found amazing book «Clowns in love» and started to read it. Something red that I haven’t seen before in my life is failed from this book. Then De-Monica (blond clownish girl in purple dress) came to me.
De-Monica: Oh, darling… I see, what you read… And also I see you have charming red un-inflated balloon, can you blow it for me?
Me: H-how?..
De-Monica: Just breath inside a balloon.
I tried to do it, but after that the red thing was clapped itself. I heard happy shouting and laughter. I was scared and sad, I was crying. My wings started to work very nervously. I went away using opened window. Seems, I am lost in some mystery forest…
And. Yeah, I am really strange. For example, why do I need this red nose here on bookshelf ?...

Chapter 2: Follow the pink bunny
I have born as a cupid. When I was younger I used to do cupid things. But I was the worst cupid ever…
I am more successful as a librarian. Books make my life better. I would be so happy if I saw a book about me. When I thought about it I was jumping on my bed, but, don’t worry, my bed matress made of so good-quality materials so it won`t P-O-P (at least, I hope so).
I think, it is time to sleep now. I will wash my face and brush my teeth then go to sleep.
Today I see really strange dream. The alive pink bunny with green bow-tie runs away from me. Wait! Not so fast, please! My wings started to work nervously. Wow, I FLY! I feel bad at altitude.
Oh, no! What I see! The princess, her husband, my mum and my brother… They are… They took rubbery colourful things to fill them with a-air. I am so confused. So… Those things now are full. And they started to f-fly! OH NO! They touch me! NO-NO-NO!
I woke up. My breath is loud and nervous and I feel my tears. Cat is sleeping. That’s ok that he doesn’t see what I feel now. Where is my pink teddy rabbit? Oh, he is on highest bookshelf. Cat`s joke again. Ok. I have done it, my fluffy teddy rabbit-friend with me again! I will sleep again…
The morning came.
Cat: Wake up, my kitten. Have you seen a surprise inside your cute rabbit?
Honestly, I hate surprises. Me: I haven’t seen it yet.
I opened the bunny. Oh, what I have seen!
5. 5 of them. 5 of latex scary things.
 
Cat: I know, what you feel… You are scared… You are sad and some feelings else… But give a chance to yourself. Meow think that soMEOWtimes you can become more brave and become better vertion of yourself if will face your fears and will go through your pain.
Well… That sounds not so bad… But where that cat goes now?
Vinegar came to me with my dust-blow-out from bookshelves machine.
Cat: Try that, maybe for you it will be better…
And, yes, it really were… Some scary s-f-s-fff-sshh-f sounds were not loud. I have tied the white spherical thing, and I made it fly by using not very difficult magic spell.
Fine! I have good mood to walk with my spherical thing!
But… It have flown away and b-burst… I ran away to the library and started to cry…
Do you know I can play guitar? Well… Now you know! Let`s sing a song about my feelings.
Cat: I see you want to sing. Let me meowing while you singing. Me: Of course.
I have born as cupid, It sounds really stupid,
What a cupid without love,
My heart is broken…
It is not a lie,
Seems,
My heart looks like…
B-burst… Spherical thing…
And no one knows it,
And no one helps me,
And really nothing helps me…
And absolutely nothing…
Will fix my b-burst heart…
I was crying for a really long time. Am I really look like a little kid?

Chapter 3: the puffiest cheeks
There is the only one thing I am not afraid to inflate. I really often puff up my jowls. I sometimes even don`t control it.
Cat: Your wings are so weak to fly, so, I think that you want to blow your cheeks really huge to fly on them. Meow course you are too funny! La-ha-ha!
Vinegar The Cat is joking and, well, for me its ok. But the reason that makes me so sad too much is ... Well... There are not many winged person in place I live. I am one of them but I am the only one who can`t fly. I can only b-blow jowls and cry....
And... I sneezed.
Cat: Oh, dear, you sneeze like a kitten!!!
It's cute, I usually don`t hear nice words about me. Okay, I'm kind of sad, I'm going to bake cookies.…
And I have baked my favorite cinnamon cookies and shared some with a cat. Oh, the weather is rainy I came to window. I saw the princess and her husband. Maybe they come back home. I became more sad because I see how lonely am I... It looks like a sad song in my heart. I am crying again and inflating my cheeks. I am hugging my pink teddy rabbit.
My heart feels so cold, but everything warm I have I want to share with someone too sweet with flutter soul that is so big but will never burst like a colorful spherical thing. Even if the soul of my so lovely girl will burst I will try to fix it as fast as I can!
Oh... I just remembered how Roberto was laughing when I inflated my cheeks so huge and my face became red after that! I don't even know if my cheeks are flushed from the strong air pressure in them or from my anger!
 
Today I dreamed that I was riding a short-legged chubby albino tiger, whose name was Seagull. We were in a mysterious forest full of dark trees, fog and something sad, but so beautiful. My faithful striped steed took me to a brighter and warmer place, where white sand and sounds water noise. Oh no… I see Roberto.… And he talks about love with the red-haired beauty Tanni, who has a pearl necklace and a pearl tiara.

Chapter 4: cats singing competition
Some Asonian cats once a year compete in singing. The prize is cookie with prediction.
Vinegar took his daughter Kate to the competition. And I went with them. I turned myself into nice young cat with adorable pink nose.
Kate started to sing:
My full name is Katsea Kate,
But you should not mind that,
I love mice and rats,
They are really my friends,
I love, how they play with me.
Then light-blue puffy male cat started to play an instrument that is kind of look like saxophone. Wow... You know that my lungs even can`t b- blow a spherical thing. And that cat is started to sing.
My name is Blues,
I am gorgeous puss,
I have honey voice,
My breed is like a blue rose seed.
Meow!
Then the adorable siamese kittie with purple eyes and charming dark- purple collar started to sing.
You can call me Ms. Cacao Butter,
My heart really wants to flutter,
Hello sweethearts,
I am looking on you With my purple eyes!
Then the thin young teenage light-brown male cat with white belly started to sing.
Yeah, you can call me Jester,
I am the master of making mess,
I do some acrobatic tricks
On matress!
Hey, kitties,
I love you all!
I was the last one to sing. I was so nervous and scared. I started to tremble and almost fainted. But Kate came to me and said: "Uncle Umnichka, everything will be ok. Just start to sing. I believe in you."
Well…
I am so small at all,
Read books and cry…
And everyday I try…
To be better then I am…
I still can`t fly…
But I still try…
To be better then I am…
Well… I won the prize… And the prediction said that I should wait luck from the rabbit paw… Well, I will wait…

Chapter 5: The doll-dancer
The evening is amazing. But it is time to sleep. I will take my amazing fluffy rabbit with me. In my dream I see alive rabbit and it transforms into really gentel man with long curly red hair and big brilliant green eyes. He said that his name is Rudolph fon Brousnique.
Rudolph: You should find something in your garden.
I woke up. Today I promised to babysit Kate the kitten. She ran away to my garden. She started to dig something. Oh, my... Is it dancing dolly? Lets fix the garden, then clean kitten and then clean dancing dolly. So adorable dolly looks like my imaginary Darya!

Chapter 6: Flying without wings
Before go to sleep I dreamt about Darya. Darya was flying like spherical thing but she was thin and so charming. Oh… I have wings but still can`t fly…
Now I see my night dream. There is an amazing place with big golden clocks. And there are lots of colorful bright spherical things. But I am not afraid of anything. I see someone really magical in dress and mask. Darya, it is you, isn’t it?
We started to sing.
One step left, one step right,
It is magical night,
We are happy to see,
Each other,
There is not any pain,
There is love,
Fairy tale,
There is smell,
Of sweet magic spell!

Chapter 7: Square with fountains
I took feather from my wing. I have been writing the book about my imaginary Darya all day long. I was very tired. And at the early evening I went to sleep.
In my dream today I see square with fountains. There are two person with ridiculous teddy cat costumes. They inflate long strange balloons and twist puppies of them. Darya takes me in her hands. She says very quietly that she will took me to the roof and when she will fight with those villians I will be safe, then she will take me to the land again. Why those ridiculous people are villians?
Darya used magic to make inflatable puppies alive. Puppies started to annoy people in cat costumes, and people started to b- b-burst puppies. How dare you, ridiculous teddy monsters?
Puppies were latex… B-but they were alive!
Rudolph appeared with potion for Darya. Darya have drunk potion and started to sing very loudly. Then villians deflated.
Darya helped me to land then she hugged me and kissed my cheek.

Chapter 8: Kate is grown up.
Once upon a today I am preparing food. Vinegar came to me and said: «After a breakfast, please, come to garden with me». Well… After a breakfast we came together in garden. We saw how Kate saved little mouse that was trapped in some plant. Vinegar said: «I am not feel enough good to stay at the library. I am sorry I must go. Kate don’t want to follow her mum, so she would be the best library cat. ». Vinegar leave. Kate and I were watching this side until sunset. Then we came inside library and closed the door.

Chapter 9: The newspaper.
What a beautiful morning! What a tasty morning tea! What can make this day better?
Oh, Kate have brought me a newspaper! What is new?
Some tips for gardeners, cookie recipes… And… Oh! The
princess is going to have a baby! Her belly scares me… (Could it pop like a toy-b-bal-loon?) But I am so proud of her!

Chapter 10: Happy family.
I am reading book and drinking tea… Oh, what I have seen in window! The princess, her husband and their daughter with adorable b-balloon.
By the way, where is Kate?
Kate came to me with basket. Something in basket were making sounds… Oh, newborn kittens!
Kate: Those kittens are mine. Their father is my mum`s friend. But only me and you will take care of them! We will be the happy family!

Chapter 11: Kittens` birthday.
Happy birthday, our kittens! You are 1 year old now! I look really ridiculous when try to blow a balloon for you!
Kate: I have present for you, Umnichka! I printed for you a book about your imaginary Darya!
Me: Oh, thank you so much!

Chapter 12: The final.
Well… I am 77 years and 41 day old. I want to sleep… Its not just ordinary dream… It is sweet forever dream…
Seems, I am on pink clouds. I took my pocket mirror. I look like I am 17 year old. Vinegar came to me and started to purr politely.
Then Darya is flown away from one cloud. She promised that we will be together forever here. Darya was not alone.
Some rats were riding a spotty dog near us.
There also are air-castles and fountains full of magic. Darya took my hand, we started to fly and sing.
We are not lonely anymore,
We don’t cry,
We fly high,
There is only love,
No pain,
No suffer,
We can flutter,
We are not lonely anymore.