4 My ironic passages about old age

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4 My ironic passages about old age


Life was not unsuccessful for all old people since they became such.

When will the pensions be raised?
Not earlier than the next devaluation, but so, that they actually will go down.

How to live on?
Schedule the date of death, and everything else will follow.

If a bird sits on your head, then you are already a monument.

What should you do in old age?
There is nothing you can do about it.

For certain to keep health to death, need to hurry up to die.

What happens to a person with the advent of old age?
He becomes not a person, but a relic of the past.