Chthontention!!! Magical Chthonic News are Back!

"Right then, you absolute fairies, undead, unclean, or other goblins, bog witches, and assorted creatures of questionable parentage! The First Chapter has bloody well materialized on YouTube, hasn't it? ILANGORIA AND 'SURVIVAL GUIDE IN THE WORLD OF MAGIC: FOR MOLES, WITCHES, AND OTHER MISFITS' - The Witch's Ridge: An Unexpected Guest. In the Queen's English, no less!

Do pop over and have a butcher's at how frightfully different it is from the Russian version - it's positively ghastly how necessary these eldritch edits are! If fewer than 7 witches don't stick their gloriously warty noses into the arcane laws of proper spell-broadcasting during this live s;ance, or if we're not thoroughly doused by vengeful bog spirits with their Sunday bath water, I'm afraid we must declare this gathering of the delightfully damned an absolute cock-up!

Which means for 7 dreadful weeks, our beloved creatures of the abyss shan't be creating art - oh no! Instead they'll be nicking your best socks and wailing like banshees at 3 AM. Poor Mila will transform into a rather plump toad and bugger off to contemplate existential dread with some very philosophical snails.

But never mind that bollocks for now! Toddle off immediately and give that girl with the wolf a proper click! Do tell us what delicious wickedness you're brewing today! Whom have you cursed? Whom have you hexed into next Tuesday? Whom have you stuffed into a particularly large hessian sack, and when's dinner, darling?

The cosmic horror grows only through this most sacred pattern! A proper witches' sabbath doesn't organize itself in the comments section like some common house party, so help yourself, you know!

If the dark arts course through your veins like a fine vintage poison, do leave your Wellington boots or a lovely chicken claw in the comments - or don't, and let the witches have a lovely nibble, tickling your heel, you absolute madman! Ahahahahaha!"

*Chthontention - Chthonic URGENT ATTENTION!
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