Hansel and Gretel

  (The modern version of an old story)

Once upon a time there lived a fatally unhappy family. The father was diligent, industrious and even had a good education but was unlucky. The mother was nice, lovely and very good and competent as a housewife. Their children Hansel and Gretel were very obedient, smart and curious but nevertheless the family business was not going well.
This might be explained with two kinds of prepositions:
Firstly, their time was hard. The government with its common leaders and as well as their elders did not manage this country very well and thus deeply suffered from corruption and other common calamities.
Secondly, the family suffered from a bad affliction. They lived in the countryside at the border of the Great Black Forest where they were possibly influenced by the negative power and force of witches or other evil creatures that inhabited the depths of said forest.
Despite the hard work, the industrious and mutual respect as well as the love they received, the family grew up in poverty and misery. Eventually life became so tough that the family had nothing to eat and the children went to bed hungry.
The wife said to the husband:
“Dear, tomorrow we shall go to the forest and leave our children there.”   
“What? How can you say such a thing?” burst forth the husband.
- If we live together, we shall all starve to death.  Hansel and Gretel are children and if we leave them in the forest, somebody might find and help them There are plenty of NGOs like “Save the children lost in the forest” and “Help Orphans” among others.
Hansel and Gretel were so hungry that they didn’t sleep and thus heard what their parents said.
The next day they all went into the forest, Hansel marked a path with white pebbles that he collected before on the edge of a brook. When they reached the far corner of the wilderness, the step-mother asked the children to wait until “we pick up firewood for the kitchen stove”. Suddenly they were gone.
The parents did not return to the children and left them alone in the dark forest. When night came and the moon rose above the horizon and forest, Hansel found his way back home, thanks to his glowing white pebbles.
The step-mother was very angry that the children returned home. The next day, she brought the children so far into the forest that they would not find their way home. Hansel had not the time to collect white pebbles. Instead, he marked the path with crumbs of bread but the birds ate them all up leaving the children all but lost.
Eventually Hansel and Gretel, as you perfectly know, came to the candy house, where they were trapped by an evil witch. In reality, it was quite a different story. As you know, in nature, neither candy houses nor evil witches exist at all. So, what happened with Hansel and Gretel in the deep forest?
They encountered unknown flying objects (UFO), yes that one big flying pan. An alien spaceship that landed in the forest and pretended to look like a pretty candy house trying to trap the innocent children. The captain of the spaceship, a strange looking alien with two faces, three hands and legs, was alone on board and wanted to play a trick with the children camouflaging himself as an old and ugly witch.
Yes, the alien planned to eat the children, frying them in the handleless sauce pan but beforehand, he wanted to nourish them to make them fat and nice.
However, Hansel and Gretel were very smart and clever and they to try outwit the stupid alien who felt himself very uncomfortable in the body of an old woman.
When the alien very clumsily  moved and operated in the kitchen full with the automatic utensils, Hansel quickly pressing some batons on the guide panel  reprogrammed the kitchen so that she was accidently caught up by the nonstick handleless frying pan and pulled into the oven where burned to death.
The happy children were left alone in a marvelous spaceship with the great amount wealth that belonged to the alien that he had accumulated in his long years hunting throughout the universe.   

Certainly, the children wanted to return home as fast as possible but they had not a clue where to go. That is why they decided to stay onboard to begin doing some really valuable things there.
Firstly, they learned to navigate the spaceship and very soon they used the autopilot flying regime to fly above the forest in absolute safety and invisibility. 
Then they learned to break into the computer systems of the UFO and gained access to the vast amount of extra-terrestrial knowledge, marvelous technologies and secrets that were far more valuable than what was usually offered as education in the best European universities.
They learned to penetrate so deeply into the secrets of mathematics, physics, social sciences and other applicable systems of knowledge where no other human being had done so. Of course, in the process they learned to practice the excellent computer technologies, the art of visualization, attractiveness and brainstorming. They improved and enhanced valuable qualities such as diligence, curiosity, kindness, patience, communication skills and the art of maintaining a good temper even when all things were going to hell, they managed to find the exit door from such  stagnation. They learned the secrets of perfect memory, good health, sagacity, smartness, wiseness, a keen sense for good luck, tolerance for the misgivings of growth, creativity, courage, proactivity and how to hook the top secrets of our universe from Black holes. This included the way to avoid extinction, violence, cultural and ethical genocides, atrocities, civilization cannibalisms, peaceful total nihilism, annihilationism and other such calamities.
They learned mathematics and computer skills so profusely that they were able to calculate their precise way home by having a good knowledge of physics, that helped them shorten great distances. They learned the social sciences and practical courses so well that they managed to save the family in any crises, even in the worst economic conditions and under extremely bad states of management. What’s more, they garnered an excellent medical education that worked with cutting-edge modern technologies and equipment. They were able to perform ongoing medical treatments at a great distance (through the use of a GPS-cardio network) as well as by calculating and recalculating the genomes of patients to not only help them escape a fatal illness but also prolong their lives.
Eventually Hansel and Gretel returned home and the entire family lived happily ever after, enjoying an extraterrestrial level of prosperity and comfort.