4 My ironic passages about the different subjects

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4 My ironic passages about the different subjects

How does a standard differ from a norm?
Here, half a liter is the standard, but the norm out of it for every individual is non-standard.
What is more pleasant - drowning or falling?
A long fall before rapid drowning.
Why is jam sweeter than honey?
Bees do not put sugar in honey.
Why is the desert always empty?
There's nothing to lean against.
What is perspective?
This is something that you can’t bite even up close.
Why do we produce crap and bees produce honey?
According to the law of conservation of matter.