Optimization Through Amputation

Shcheglova Olga (Boris Bidyaga)

WARD №666: ORTHODOX MILITARY PUTINISM
 Album of satirical miniatures

MINIATURE №7
PRIORITIES: OPTIMIZATION THROUGH AMPUTATION
 
Russia, Moscow, the Kremlin.
The Russian president, Vladimir Putin, and the Health Minister, Michael Murashko, are seated at the table.
News report on TV: the new Russian budget increases healthcare spending by 30%.

Putin:
— I order to cancel all state programs for cancer treatment and free drug distribution. Redirect the funds to prosthetics production and warrior rehabilitation.

Murashko:
— As you command.


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