The Scoundrels Law

Shcheglova Olga (Boris Bidyaga)

WARD №666: ORTHODOX MILITARY PUTINISM
 Album of satirical miniatures

MINIATURE №14
THE SCOUNDRELS LAW: PREVENTIVE LOOTING
 
Russia. Moscow. The hall of the State Duma.
The Speaker, Vyacheslav Volodin, delivers a fiery speech.

Volodin (in solemn tones):
— The foreign-agent scoundrels want to take away from us:
• the Crimean palaces (a symbol of Russia’s greatness!),
• the Donbas mines (long flooded, yet still ours!),
• the beaches of Mariupol (paid for with our blood!),
• the Melitopol cherries (our sacred strategic fruit!).

We will fight these scoundrels. We are passing a law on preventive confiscation:
• Apartments — for seditious appeals,
• Dachas — for slanderous fabrications,
• Bank accounts — for unpatriotic fantasies.

They have the arrogance to desire — we have the power to confiscate!


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