Uniform Workshop, Legitimate Target

Shcheglova Olga (Boris Bidyaga)

WARD №666: ORTHODOX MILITARY PUTINISM
 Album of satirical miniatures

MINIATURE №16
UNIFORM WORKSHOP, LEGITIMATE TARGET
 
Russian Ministry of Defense briefing led by General Konashenkov, chief of the Department of Information.

Journalist:
— Yesterday a Russian missile hit a residential building in Dnipro. A Ukrainian family was killed. How do you comment on this precise act?

General Konashenkov:
— I repeat, as a true patriot of Russia: the Russian army has never bombed and will never bomb civilian targets. Our investigation shows that it was a clandestine workshop for sewing military uniforms.

Journalist:
— Children were among the victims…

General Konashenkov:
— They were practicing how to embroider insignia.


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