Conversations About The Important
WARD №666: ORTHODOX MILITARY PUTINISM
Album of satirical miniatures
MINIATURE №20
"CONVERSATIONS ABOUT THE IMPORTANT"
An official lesson called “Conversations About the Important” at a school in Russia.
Teacher:
— Now, children, tell me who you want to be when you grow up.
Tolya:
— I’ll be a pilot and bomb enemy cities.
Masha:
— I’ll be a nurse and carry the wounded off the battlefield.
Gena:
— I’ll be a general at headquarters, giving orders.
Teacher:
— And you, Vanyusha? Why so quiet? Tell us who you want to be.
Vanyusha (with a sigh):
— I’ll be hiding from this madness in a psychiatric ward, Elena Petrovna.
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