Shcheglova Olga (Boris Bidyaga)
WARD №666: ORTHODOX MILITARY PUTINISM
Album of satirical miniatures
MINIATURE №25
S-300 FILLING, INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH
Dental clinic in a Russian town. On the office door, a sign reads: “No filling material available!” In the hall, a dentist talks to a patient.
Dentist:
— Did you bring the filling material? We’re out of stock. Sanctions, you know. Right now, all we’ve got is S-300 construction cement. One-month guarantee — unless you die sooner.
Patient:
— You know what? I think I’ll just leave. The tooth doesn’t hurt anymore. Somehow, it just… disappeared.
S-300 Filling, Industrial Strength
© Copyright: Щеглова Ольга Викторовна, 2025
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