Putinacea For All Troubles

Shcheglova Olga (Boris Bidyaga)

WARD №666: ORTHODOX MILITARY PUTINISM
 Album of satirical miniatures

MINIATURE №32
PUTINACEA FOR ALL TROUBLES: FEAR

PUTINACEA®

A combined broad-spectrum drug. Active against all oppositional microorganisms.

Pharmacological action:

Induces persistent fear, periodic fits of aggression, and bursts of patriotic enthusiasm. Inhibits centers responsible for critical thinking, empathy, and guilt.

Active ingredients include:

• NATO
• Combat mosquitoes
• Biolabs
• Zelensky
• Fascists
• Foreign agents
• LGBT
• Childfree
• Yankees
• Biden
•“Gayrope” (derogatory slang for Europe)
• Navalny
• Mythical “crucified boys in underwear”

Indications:

• Elevated self-awareness
• Excessive trust and compassion towards enemies of Russia and its people
• Persistent desire for answers to rhetorical questions

Proven therapeutic effect:

• Chronic dependence on television broadcasts
• Allergic reaction to truth
• Aggressive patriotic ecstasy

Overdose:
• Data not available.

Contraindications:
• None identified.