Kyiv In Three Days
WARD №666: ORTHODOX MILITARY PUTINISM
Album of satirical miniatures
MINIATURE №36
KYIV IN THREE DAYS
Parade ground. A Russian unit stands in formation. The General paces before them.
Soldier:
— Comrade General, why didn’t we take Kyiv, the Ukrainian capital, in three days?
General:
— That was only a training operation, soldier. A gesture of humanity and goodwill. We gave the enemy a taste of our firepower — and then, in our wisdom, we relocated to even stronger positions.
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