Kyiv In Three Days

Shcheglova Olga (Boris Bidyaga)

WARD №666: ORTHODOX MILITARY PUTINISM
 Album of satirical miniatures

MINIATURE №36
KYIV IN THREE DAYS
 
Parade ground. A Russian unit stands in formation. The General paces before them.

Soldier:
— Comrade General, why didn’t we take Kyiv, the Ukrainian capital, in three days?

General:
— That was only a training operation, soldier. A gesture of humanity and goodwill. We gave the enemy a taste of our firepower — and then, in our wisdom, we relocated to even stronger positions.

 


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