Holy Fire Extinguisher

Shcheglova Olga (Boris Bidyaga)

WARD №666: ORTHODOX MILITARY PUTINISM
 Album of satirical miniatures

MINIATURE №43
HOLY FIRE EXTINGUISHER
 
Russia.
Against the backdrop of a burning oil depot, two Russian Orthodox priests talk to the patriarch.

Patriarch:
— I can’t quite discern — what is that image hanging there?

First priest:
— It’s Svarozhich, the Slavic god of fire. Very effective!

Second priest:
— Christ let us down…

Patriarch:
— Does it really work? Hmm… Very good. We’ll hide this pagan heresy under a fig leaf: the icon will remain, but from now on it will be called Saint Nicholas the Firefighter.


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