Womb On Strike, Vip Members Only

Shcheglova Olga (Boris Bidyaga)

WARD №666: ORTHODOX MILITARY PUTINISM
 Album of satirical miniatures

MINIATURE №54
WOMB ON STRIKE: VIP MEMBERS ONLY
 
Russia.
Sermon in front of a Russian Orthodox church.

Priest:
— Why do you spill your seed into the toilet? That is a grave sin! The woman’s womb is the only vessel blessed by God for your seed!

Man from the crowd:
— The womb? It’s closed all the time. For inventory. VIP members only.

Priest:
— Do not blaspheme, my son! The womb is not a canned goods warehouse!

Woman from the crowd:
— “VIP members”? You mean the FSB, don’t you?


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