How to use English profanity effectively

80 percent of the Kyrgyz people somehow think in Russian, even when they do not know the language perfectly and are filled with hatred for the West after massively consuming Kiselev’s propaganda every day.
In such self-contradictory environment, I want to give one good advice on the matter, which can help everyone learn English.
Express your negative emotions in English when they have overwhelmed you completely. To say a dirty word in Russian or in Kyrgyz is very simple and not sensible because it doesn’t help you much.
But if you express these emotions in English or in another foreign language, it will be much more useful. By doing so, you seriously injure and even knock out the destructive energy of extremely bad expressions and turn it into a process of learning and hard work. Russian and Kyrgyz languages and mentalities are tightly tied with the harsh authoritarian traditions and natures in history and culture of both nation. They are simply much less tolerable and equipped badly for discussion for many sensitive matters and questions, preferring instead of words quickly jump into fights with tooth and nails with the class enemies and adversaries of proletariats and Marxism and all other schisms.
 That’s why this method - changing all these verbal battalions from Kyrgyz and Russian bases in English soil  has such a marvelous therapeutic effect. On English you can speak everything what you want and this never ever provoked any quarrel, fights, bloody plots and revolts.
  There will be no any harm to you or others and the most cursed words and dirty expressions on Russian, when you transform them into English are instantly disguised, civilized and not only lost their killers contents but all this Hell turns to the blessing of English.
And by the way, at such a deep emotional level, English will be assimilated excellently.
If you have mastered the vocabulary of profanity in English then it means that more than half of the work is done.  As a person who learned Russian, by swearing, one can freely talk with anybody in Russian. The same is valid for English too.
You know, you will fill gap of your ignorance yourself by walking on the streets of London, among the elite of England or by just reading comments on Facebook.
One can easily find this kind of very impressive and emotionally rich English on the internet. Many expressions have deeply evolved or originated from the profanity of the Russian and Kyrgyz languages, so that they are easy to remember forever. So go fast, motherfuckers. It is not the time to be emotionally backwards. Only go ahead from one cursing word and sentence to another. Upgrade your emotionally literacy and recover fast from yours verbal and mental illnesses. 
And I am sincerely believing that more people around the world will know English more faster our planet transform from Hell to the Paradise.