Kundalini in 100 Facts. Conclusions

Awakening Kundalini is a high-return, high-sacrifice endeavor (which makes complete sense). So high-sacrifice, in fact, that very, very, very few individuals will ever even attempt it – let alone achieve Kundalini awakening.

Results of this endeavor are genuinely supernatural: perfect health, superhuman productivity… and possibly even eternal life “freezing” your biological age at forty or even thirty (yes, biological age of a human can be regressed).

However (it would not be fair otherwise) sacrifices are equally superhuman. For starters, you can not pursue Kundalini awakening as an end in itself: you must (1) choose a Supergoal; and (2) need to awaken your Kundalini to achieve it.

Only then you will receive permission from the Higher Power (i.e., God) to awaken your Kundalini (which makes sense, because awakened Kundalini can become a very, very destructive force). Without this permission your endeavor is an exercise in futility – no matter how hard you try.

You must be willing and able to work patiently and tirelessly towards your objective for many years - your journey might last for twenty years or even more before you reach your goal. All that time you must live essentially a monastic lifestyle (you will have to stay celibate for starters).

If you are a Westerner or otherwise raised in Christian culture, you will have to join the Holy Roman Catholic Church and remain a good enough Catholic – whatever it means in your particular situation. Otherwise, you will simply not get the energies you’ll need for Kundalini awakening – or permission from God to do it, for that matter.

You will have to learn and practice meditations, mudras, mantras, Tai-chi, Qigong, martial arts, pranayama; stick to a regular fitness schedule and to a healthy diet (including the spiritual one); optimize your weight, your stuff (things that you own), your relationships – offline and online; properly structure your living and office space and do many other things necessary for awakening your Kundalini.

Oh, and you will have to all but completely cleanse your heart, mind and soul from all deadly sins (in this case, deadly to the chances of awakening your Kundalini). Pride, greed, sloth, gluttony, lust, envy, wrath and fear.

Is the supernatural return worth the superhuman sacrifice? It is your life – so it is your decision. Yours and only yours.