The Best Bitch on the Net, English version, 1

...and your desire shall be for your husband,
and he shall rule over you...

Torah, Bereishit, III, 16. / Bible, Book of Genesis, 3:16


...I know your deeds;
You have a name that you are alive, but you are dead.
Be watchful and strengthen the things
that are about to die...

Revelation, 3:1—3.


...Dear children! Something amazing happened in the toy department of a department store! Among the wonderful, beautifully made toys, there was a box of defective wooden soccer player toys.
This box was completely undeservedly labeled “First Class”! And, of course, the toys inside became conceited and behaved in such a way that...
But why tell you about it? See for yourself what happened...

 Animated film “The Unusual Match,” USSR, 1955.


It's so scary to live, my dear wife...
As if everything that exists
is just a dream and a delusion…
As if we are still there,
in the last seconds of Paradise,
and every moment is very precious... ))


Original verse in Russian…

Так страшно жить, жена моя родная…
Как будто всё, что есть – лишь сон и морок…
Как будто всё ещё мы там,
в последние секунды Рая,
и каждый миг последний очень дорог… ))



1. REVOLUTION & ALCOHOLISM...))

“A Revolution should be gentle and tender, like a tongue on the clitoris; like the tender sweet mouth of your Beloved finally giving your cock, worn out by labor and fear, shelter and rest in a shady romantic park...” – I managed to write in some moldy notebook before I was called to dinner...

For the second time in my life, I went into rehab after almost a month of binge drinking with my beloved wife, who is also the well-known porn star Aimee Hot MILF... At first, she went for a couple of weeks, and I stayed with the children as usual, but then, after sobering up and regaining her human (and very attractive, in her case) appearance, my wife insisted that I also go to rest and recover... )))
When I admitted her to the hospital three weeks earlier, she could barely stand in the emergency room, swearing loudly and telling everyone to fuck off... So they put her in intensive care first, where they even tied her to the bed for a couple of hours—which didn't stop her from breaking free after a while, ripping the catheter out of her vein, and splattering almost the entire corridor with her own sacred blood of the Great Goddess-Whore. – and then she was transferred to our “enhanced comfort ward,” where they don't take away mobile phones, allow even laptops and tablets, and where there is even Wi-Fi...
"What could be more beautiful than an intelligent, refined, and highly educated mature woman who sincerely teases the males who desire her? ... )) That's right, there is nothing more beautiful on earth!
Forget about stupid, capricious, and unapproachable “princesses”! Love and appreciate True Women, that is, those who, having once realized their True Destiny, leaving behind complexes and neurotic gestalt, sincerely devote themselves to Uncompromising Service to Men, regardless of what they themselves think about it, for this is SECONDARY, as are they themselves, created by God for us, men... )))

Share and repost desperately, for Beauty will save the World, and a Woman in sexual ecstasy is undoubtedly one of the most impressive and beautiful Phenomena of Living Nature..." I wrote a representative post in the “Remote Training of Mature Women” community on VK, which I run, thinking something like, "Well, fuck you, idiocy! But when in Rome, do as the Romans do!“ I leaned out a little over the balcony, smoked a cigarette, read ”shma" for the night, and went to bed...
In recent years, I only feel like myself when I'm asleep... Is it the same for you? ))
That's what this “little revolution” is all about... In the sense that things should not be this way... )) But is it necessary? Is it necessary for things to be different from how they are? Who needs it? Why is it necessary? The “shma” says (from which Christians “our father” was calqued “on the blue eye”) that Thy Will be done for all time... But if the “little revolution” suddenly fails, it will mean that it is God's Will... )) Apparently, the Bolsheviks thought so too...
As soon as they put the first IV with vitamins on me during my second visit for “treatment,” Seryoga suddenly appeared in the doorway... )) We were both lying here exactly a year ago... ))) Yes, we were both bent in half! )) Imagine that... On the same day and almost exactly a year later, we meet again in the same place! ))
Seryoga behaved himself for five months; he went to the gym, lifted weights, and met his “new true love” in his twilight years (he is 45, I am 51, whether that's a long time or a short time). But then he somehow stumbled upon the darknet and saw that his love had been a porn star in the past... ))) After watching a gangbang video with three black men and his beloved, Seryoga started drinking again... ))) 
“What's the big deal?” I asked him in the smoking room (in our “enhanced comfort ward” you could smoke as much as you wanted). “It's normal, in my opinion, for our times!”
“Fuck off, Petro! If you listen to you, everything is normal!” Seryoga replied, laughing nervously and taking a deep drag... )))
“Well, yes! What's wrong with that?” I laughed, but no one answered me... Only Kiryukha (35 years old, who liked to drink in the company of... his own mother-in-law, much to the horror of his wife) also laughed nervously... ))

 

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