The Best Bitch on the Net, English version, 6

6. CAN SEX BE CONSIDERED ART, AND AREN'T SOME BEARS JEWISH?..))


M-Gauthier
Saint Petersburg...

Training an intelligent former actress...

This is my second session with this diva... I will post the first one soon... She is a complex creature and strange in a good way... There are temperamental, cheerful, giggly girls from Ukraine and southern Russia—with them, everything is simple: they have cool shaking orgasms, squirt, and generally love being trained, even accompanying the “session” with vulgar compliments... They don't bother too much, their pussies are always wide open... )))

And then there are other chicks... Like the sophisticated “intelligentsia” who perceive their webcam activities as real creativity and their streams as artistic performances... Usually, these chicks live in large cities like Moscow and St. Petersburg or in their suburbs, where they move after getting tired of the hustle and bustle of the capital... If they're from St. Petersburg, then, for example, to Komarovo, like Akhmatova... )) In general, she's a strange girl... )) But she is beautiful, slender, she also has a pussy, of course, and she is also quite trainable... This is the main thing that I want to remind such chicks during the “session,” appealing to their True Nature... ))

 

А Indeed, can sex be considered art, on par with painting, literature, music, and dance? I think so, of course! After all, what is the main thing in art? The aesthetic impact on the audience! And what exactly is aesthetic impact, and which nerve centers does it affect, if you think about it carefully? Of course, good quality sex will have even more of this than other types of art! I have long suspected that all other forms of art are the same as sex, only veiled; they are paraphrases of sex... For example, everyone knows that both the Slavs and the Germans called a certain terrible beast, the ruler of the once dense European forests, “Ber” (hence the word “den” or the name of the current capital of Germany), but primitive people were afraid to pronounce this name in vain and aloud, and therefore came up with a paraphrase known to us all as the word “bear” (медведь (medved’), that is, the one who is in charge of honey... ))

I will say more: if we understand the word “sex” not simply as banal fucking, but as the whole complex system of relations between the sexes—which is what the word actually means—then sex is, as it were, our entire so-called real life, and there is nothing around us that does not appeal to it in one form or another...



“That's a bit too deep! You're philosophizing out of nowhere again, early in the morning!” Wie-the-Poo interrupted Pigletty's thoughts.
“Well, isn't that how it is?” Wie-the-Poo exclaimed.
“Of course not! Next you'll be saying that when you shit, it's sex too!” Pigletty laughed.
“Of course it is! It's the same hole at work, only not for entry, like with fags, but for exit! It's the same act of fertilization! The same effects on the mucous membrane as when you fuck someone in the ass!”
“What do you mean?”
“What do you mean? It only looks like you're just sitting there shitting, but on a subtle level, you're fertilizing the world with your shit, thereby affirming your own identity...” Wie-the-Poo raised his index finger, as if to emphasize the philosophical depth of his own original thesis.
“Yeah, arguing with you bears is like arguing with Jews! Whatever you say, they always turn it against you!” Pigletty got angry.
“What's wrong with that, Pigletty? I think it's great! Everything around us is sex! Everything around us is creativity! Or are you against creativity?”
“No, I'm not against creativity! I'm just against considering every piece of shit to be creativity...”
“Look at you, such a law-abiding citizen...”, Wie-the-Poo smiled... “Are you going to run to the polls in the front row?” 
“I'll run if my Motherland tells me to! I'll tear my ass apart if my civic duty requires it! What are you, not a patriot, you plush louse? When it comes to spouting honey about the humanities, he's the first in line, but when it comes to going to war, oh dear, sorry, I'm a pacifist... So is that how it is with you, Mr. Bear?” Pigletty went on the offensive...
“Actually, I'm not a bear; to be precise, I'm Ber...” Wie-the-Poo tried to object.
“You're a Jewish snout, not Ber!” Pigletty parried, spat relishfully, and ran off to attend to his business.
“Yeah...” Wie-the-Poo shrugged, “A pig is no friend to a bear... I wonder how my panda bitch is doing? Did she like my dick-pic yesterday?”
And he opened his laptop…
 
 

Hold-me-tight
 Format 45+, Novosibirsk...…

My second “session” with the slender mature blonde Hold-Me-Tight... 
This time, the chick is more relaxed on the one hand, because she already knows the “rules of the game,” but on the other hand, maybe that's a minus, because it slightly reduces the degree of her excitement about the unknown... )) But still, it turned out to be a decent private session...

The excitement was on point, the dirty talk was also excellent, just like in the first session...

Today there was no lube in the anus, but the shaking at the end was still successful... )) Overall, a rating of 5 with a “minus”... ))

In general, it's extremely pleasant when a mature lady, so independent and assertive in so-called “real” life, nevertheless discovers the Joy of Submission to Male Will with my help, although (in her opinion) it's just a game... Those in the know understand that it is actually in so-called virtual reality that everything happens “in reality”... )) That is the secret of the mystical mysteries of ‘virtual’ reality, which differs from “real” reality only in that it is actually the true reality... )))

Share and repost, for Beauty and a Sense of Humor will save the World... )))

Panda Hold-me was either a little sad or just tired, apparently at the end of her stream, which, judging by everything, had started long before Wie-the-Poo entered her chat room... Realizing that the chick was almost out of energy and unlikely to be inclined to his long, inventive games, Wie-the-Poo threw her a dozen consolatory and encouraging tokens and, with a sense of duty fulfilled, went to take a shit... 

“That's how regressive my sex life is today... A temporary degradation to the anal phase of development...” he thought, smiling at his own thoughts and settling comfortably on the toilet...




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