The Best Bitch on the Net, English version, 5

5. «AIDS-INFO», REVOLUTION, A SENSE of HUMOR, and A MAGIC WAND…))


When I was a child, I thought that the Revolution had already happened, that all the bad things were behind us...))
Apart from problems with my mother, my childhood was, in general, cloudless... A normal, stable, average childhood in the peaceful 70s, a standard childhood of the “era of stagnation”, when life flowed predictably and steadily for everyone, there were many sunny days; the daily weather forecast was accompanied by calm, slightly sad but not melancholic music from a cult French melodrama, and, as a rule, it came true...   
The names of the Soviet republics and their capitals floated calmly and steadily across the screen of the black-and-white TV from bottom to top: Georgian SSR, Tbilisi – +25, Lithuanian SSR, Vilnius – +18, Kazakh SSR, Alma-Ata – +27, Ukrainian SSR, Kiev – +23, and so on... 
Periodically, the “dear” Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev appeared on television and, just as indistinctly and slowly, read something from a piece of paper that no one really listened to, because it was clear to everyone that whatever the content of his paper might be, tomorrow in the Georgian SSR, the Ukrainian SSR, the Estonian SSR, the Kazakh SSR, and the Belarusian SSR, everything would be as usual: at 9 a.m., everyone would go to their not-too-dusty jobs, and at 5 p.m., they would go home; on the way in the subway, some would read the magazine “Yunost” (Youth), others “Novy Mir” (New World), some will read “Rabotnitsa” (Female worker), others “Krestyanka” (Peasant woman), and, in principle, it will be neither hot nor cold, and most likely, without exception, all the builders of the “bright future” will be bathed in moderate and even sunlight... Hardships and misfortunes are long gone; inequality has been defeated, injustice has been defeated, the “consumer society” is rubbish, spiritual values are cool, material values are crap... ))) 
On the same floors of civic consciousness lay all these socialist moral memes, such as “don't give a kiss without love,” “with a loved one, even a hut is paradise,” “die yourself, but save your comrade,” “so that there is no agonizing pain for years lived without purpose,” and much, much more...
And then the newspaper “AIDS-Info” appeared, with its main column “Upside Down”... ))

A relatively young guy with a big dick fucks fifty-year-old Rubee Tuesday literally in the ass and in the mane... She sucks his dick, rides him like a wild pony, licks his balls and asshole, and he spurs the old whore on with pretty strong slaps on her ass... In general, everything we love .!. ))) Share, subscribe, repost, because Beauty will save the World... )) Oh, yes, and a Sense of Humor...)))
 
“And what do you personally think humor is, Pigletty?” asked Wie-the-Poo.
“Well, humor is when something is funny! What's so complicated about that?” Pigletty shrugged.
“And when everything is turned upside down, is that funny?”
“Of course! The very nature of the comic effect is incongruity of any kind!” Situational comedy, for example! Have you heard of that?
“Is that when Emperor Nicholas II, pardoned by Lenin, works for him as a floor polisher?” Wie-the-Poo suggested uncertainly.
“Well, yes, that too...” Pigletty agreed, also slightly uncertainly. “Or when an elderly woman with funny pigtails like a first-grader plays with a rubber band, shaking her big tits in front of naked young stallions  sitting in the stalls and slowly, as if mechanically, rubbing their cocks in anticipation of the show continuing...”
“Do you find that funny?” asked Wie-the-Poo.
“How stuffy you can be sometimes!” exclaimed Pigletty. “Just understand, as soon as you take your dick out of your pants, the whole world seems to change, with different goals, different laws, a different scale of values! After all, the dick is like a magic wand!” There it hangs quietly in your pants—and the world is one, and sex doesn't seem to matter at all, but what matters is love for the Motherland, patriotism, family, school, the Hadron Collider, “serving the highest humanistic ideals of humanity,” as in the movie “The Courier”... But when you take your dick out of your pants, it's like letting a genie out of a bottle! Everything changes! Different colors, different smells, a different universe! And somehow all patriotism fades into the background, and you just want to fuck this or that woman, or even several at once; to fuck her like a bitch, like a dirty whore, so that she shakes with her whole body and howls with orgasm like a wild animal, completely overcome by animal lust... Do you understand?
“Interesting shit...” Wie-the-Poo smiled instead of answering, thinking to himself that maybe today he would send a dick-pic on Telegram to a girl he had taken a liking to recently...



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