The Best Bitch on the Net, English version, 7

7. LERMONTOV, GAIDAR & THE COMMON-COLD-19...))


There are people who have been dissatisfied with this world since birth... These people are often intelligent, talented, well-educated... In fact, Mikhail Lermontov's novel “A Hero of Our Time” is entirely devoted to this topic... And not only Lermontov! Marx's “Capital” addresses the same issue!
 
This is a completely different race, if you will, than those who are perpetually unsuccessful through their own fault, due to their own laziness, due to indulging their animal instincts, due to their unwillingness to compromise, their unwillingness to learn, their unwillingness to overcome difficulties...

No, no... This is a completely different breed of people. As children, they are extraordinarily bright, study well, blame themselves for all their problems until the time comes, sincerely wanting to become better and treating their own failures as invaluable lessons, as if there really is a God who is leading them to a Mysterious Higher Purpose... )) Yes, these people are indeed very determined, seek compromise solutions in conflicts, are inclined toward artistic creativity and empathy; They may cry over a work of art, and if they don't cry, then, on the contrary, they bite their lips hard so that the physical pain distracts them from their own experiences and tears, which, in their opinion, should not be shown, and they try to smile through gritted teeth. Thus, Arkady Gaidar cut himself with a razor in the bathroom so that the simpler form of pain would distract him from the hellish torment in his head...

As a rule, such people are not liked in a society made up of simpler folk, and with each passing year they have less and less luck in life, until they die, some in a duel, some in what appears to be an accident, some as a result of some incurable disease, often quite rare, if not unknown until the fact of their tragic “untimely” death... And, of course, all these people, as a rule, have a powerful sexual temperament, which until a certain time had no real outlet...
This does not mean that such people are incapable of feats in the name of Love — they are very capable! — but under certain conditions, they could copulate with at least a dozen partners a day... The only thing that prevents them from doing so is their aforementioned empathy and sense of responsibility for the fate of those whose lives could be ruined by sex with them...

When webcams appeared, the situation changed... Representatives of this, let me say bluntly, superior race of the female sex were given the opportunity for self-realization in their streams... Just visit the relevant portals to see for yourself... And representatives of the same race, but of the male gender, also got a chance for self-realization, to the delight of representatives of their own race, but of the female gender... ))

And here a simple question arises: who does all this bother? Who is bothered by other people's happiness? Are these not people of a more primitive disposition (to avoid using the word “race” and causing unnecessary problems), who simply do not know how to engage in sexual activity and envy those who can do so at a level that is sometimes truly artistic? But then everything falls into place... )) Similarly, the world is full of people who are annoyed, for example, by other people's money; they are annoyed by the very fact that someone else has significantly more of it, even though it was earned completely honestly... So, the legless are annoyed by runners, the poor are annoyed by the rich, the hard-working proletariat are annoyed by professors in academia, and the snakes are annoyed by the falcons... )))

It's just that we all live in a world of imposed equality... The difference between Russia and the rest of the world is only in the nuances; overall, there is no difference... And this was clearly demonstrated by the Common-Cold-19 quarantine...

The seemingly liberal idea of free elections discredits itself by equating the votes of a degenerate alcoholic or drug addict with those of a university professor or world-renowned scientist... Only the livestock population matters! Thus, liberalism, which for a long time seemed unjustifiably progressive and good to humanity, puts people of outstanding qualities, abilities, and education on the same level as cattle, while any sane person understands that the voice of a professor, a writer, or a director is worth at least hundreds, if not thousands, of the voices of simpler people... But no, you can't say that! )) How can you even dare to say out loud that a smart person is smart, and a stupid person is dumb and ignorant, and his number is, to put it mildly, 8??? That's outrageous! Democracy does not accept such things! )) That's why we need a revolution! )))

“Are you done?” asked Pigletty, who hadn't really heard half of it, because he had already been bored for a long time, and in the last couple of minutes he had gone off into the bushes to relieve himself...




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