The Naked Truth, or PMS, English version... 11

...What do you do in a confusing situation where your wife is a porn star and a webcam model? Well, first of all, you have to follow her example and take this line of work seriously too (if only so you don’t leave your beloved alone in this complex, secret, otherworldly realm))), and second, you simply need to turn the situation from confusing into… understandable—that is, by gathering your strength and abilities, write a good book based, as is always commendable, on your own experience…
Having given this some serious thought, writer Piotr Kamen’, husband of the brilliant Aimee Hot MILF (aka AimeeParadise), did exactly that…))
With disarming candor, wit, and elegance of style, the author invites us to view the so-called “lowbrow” world of modern webcam and amateur porn in the context of world cultural history and the traditions of the medieval carnival…

Piotr Kamen’ (Peter Stone) (b. 1973) –  is a writer, composer-arranger, and sound engineer. He is the husband and producer of webcam model and porn actress Aimee Hot MILF (AimeeParadise). He worked as a staff writer for the TV show “The Weakest Link,” a songwriter for pop stars, a journalist for “Nezavisimaya Gazeta,” a music critic for “NG–Exlibris,” and a teacher of literature and music.
He composes music for commercials, films, television programs, and cultural events. He studied at Moscow State Pedagogical University named after Lenin and at the Gorky Literary Institute.



ON RETURNING TO TRADITIONAL VALUES THROUGH PARADOX…)) 

Today is a good Sabbath... It hasn't been like this for several years... My girl is at work, giving her Heavenly Beauty to those who have not yet reached my level...)) The level of the one who is married to her.)) With all the consequences that entails...))

And I am home alone with our three children... Yes, they are gradually growing up... They have even grown up enough to go to McDonald's fast food restaurant on their own, giving up the traditional chicken soup dinner...))

I am of mixed blood, although I am a descendant of many generations of rabbis... It doesn't bother me, as I have no intention of repatriating... I just keep my distance... From everyone, in fact...))

I started observing Shabbat in January 2015, and after my second conscious Sabbath, I met Her...

The one who became my fourth wife formally, but in essence my Main Wife... Because no matter how we twist and turn, each of us is destined to find the One we search for our whole lives... And if you're lucky, you find her...

I saw her on January 23, 2015, and my heart skipped a beat... This is MY woman!!! But then I was married and thought that it was all in my head... It seemed more constructive and humane... For everyone... And then what happened happened...
Looking back, I am amazed by the Beauty of the Universe... I remember that flash of attraction (yes, at first it was only mine, but, God knows, only men decide everything here, and what's more, they are obliged to do so, regardless of whether their efforts are appreciated...), and I see today, when we have been officially married for a long time, when we have four children between us... (Our eldest daughter doesn't live with us, she lives in Kiev, and she's already 27, she's really cool....)

I look at my Eternal Girl (webcam and all that), and I can't take my eyes off her... What an unreal bitch!)) Yes, no one knows her at home, in the kitchen, and in other everyday situations... But... I've always given a fuck about everyday situations... One thing has always been important to me: who is who, in fact, according to the so-called “Hamburg account”... And according to that account, everything is simple for us: my wife is a Goddess, I am also a God...))

I have neither the opportunity nor the desire to disclose details of my other arrangements in this context, but in general, yes, I am a good composer and arranger who has written a lot of diverse music for advertising, films, cultural events at the Moscow government level, numerous singers, and so on...

You may ask—well, perhaps some of you—why “bitch”? )) Well...))) Because we shouldn't lie to ourselves, for starters...

The democratic world is deeply hypocritical... The values it postulates are good on paper or for teenagers who have not yet entered into real sexual life but are on the verge of change...)) In reality, none of this works... Men were unhappy when they didn't have enough money to support their families and achieve an acceptable level of dominance, and they remain unhappy due to similar circumstances... And girls liked it 10,000 years ago when they were conquered, and when they were conquered, they weren't asked what position they preferred to have sex in, so that's what they like... Girls don't cum from the position, but from the situation, because, in principle, women are, yes, more subtle creatures... Their orgasms are psychological... Men's are technical...)))

My beloved wife, Queen of my dreams and Mistress of my House – a wild, lustful spring cat, if I behave myself...)) Yes, she is a slut in bed, and that is what makes her a lady in the living room...)) You know that I am right now and that I love you very much, my girl?..

My wife literally said this to me once after good sex: “Yes, I love it when you're a tiger!”)) Yes, we play roles for each other, always and constantly, and in general, that's what we all do, and not only in family life... But... if you ended up together by chance, then these roles are exactly what you both wanted your whole lives...)) And yes, if you find it funny, laugh your hearts out, ridiculous horses (a horse, by the way, in Ukrainian is “kuznechik,” not a small horse)) — I really believe in a return to Traditional Values through... Paradox... That is, through webcams and porn...)) A return to traditional values in society...))

It is clear that everyone understands the phrase “traditional values” at the level of their education, worldview, and, alas, genetics, but... In the end, “death conquers death,” fuck my dick, as they say, and as my wife likes to say since her youth, even though, to our mutual regret, we did not share that youth...))



TO BE CONTINUED...


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