The Best Bitch on the Net, English version, 19

19. ABOUT CONTEMPORARY EDUCATION, THE PULSE OF LIFE, CREDITS, AND PRISON...))

The teenager couldn't pass a short but very stupid and difficult social studies test. His older sister, an art student, came to visit and sat down to help her brother. The result: three correct answers out of five. A couple of hours later, when I had a free moment, I sat down to help too. The result: two correct answers out of five... We went over it three times, with the same result...

The test was about the difference between legal and moral norms. Some things had to be assigned to one of two categories, and some to both... The result was the same: no one in our family understands anything about this... )) But our dad is a fucking composer, arranger, writer... But teenager”s older sister is an artist. And he is a promising young guitarist: He can play complex compositions by The Beatles and Sir Paul McCartney, powerful riffs from AC/DC, although sometimes I don't disdain Kino and Agatha Christie...

Maybe talented people don't need to understand everything? )) Maybe it's all just talentless cinema for faceless and easily influenced cattle? Maybe, just as every nation has the government it deserves, everyone watches the cinema they really deserve? )) Questions, questions, questions... ))

In general, in proportion to the decline in discipline and the level of teachers in schools, the school curriculum has become extremely complicated. We learned much more difficult things than our parents, whose school curriculum by today's standards was “don't kick a man when he's down,” and our babys are being taught much more difficult things than we were...

And this is despite the fact that, unlike our Soviet school, there is always noise and commotion in class, no one listens to the teachers, for which everyone regularly gets “F's,” but the teacher continues to pretend (at least to himself) that he is really teaching his students something... And this is despite the fact that most people are seriously destined to be couriers and loaders in chain supermarkets or “fetch and carry” at ozon or wildberries delivery points... And this is despite the fact that most people are destined to live completely meaningless and very boring lives, and all that is seriously required of them is to take out loans more often so that, burdened by them, they don't get out of hand and dare to consider themselves, God forbid, free people who have the right to determine their own future...



A wild, unrestrained gangbang of students
led by the sexy professor
Jessiсa Drake .!.))

The temperamental bitch Jessica — she often produces herself — can't let go of the school theme... And with great depth, I must say, penetrating the most acute problems of modernity and the modern education system... )) It's clear that the chick has been through a lot... )) Well, yes, this is grotesque in the extreme... Personally, I perceive such videos as something akin to Bosch, but with an adjustment for our difficult times... ))

The pathos of this picture is as clear and simple as a baby's tear: Why bother with all this morally outdated bullshit, which neither the students nor the Teacher believe in deep down, when you can do something really interesting instead? When you can really feel the confident Pulse of Life, beating with the pure spring water of True Being?.. Why not throw all this moral crap imposed on us from outside to hell and engage in a sharp, soul-shaking group sex with your students (both boys and girls)?! ))

Yes, such emotions are only available to the most courageous and select! But Jessica is one of those! No wonder the bitch has the same last name as the most famous pirate of the Middle Ages! That's Jack Sparrow for you, fuck you, my dears! )))



“You see, Pigletty, perhaps the main universal mistake is that everyone clings too much to life... It even makes me laugh sometimes... Well, it's like offering a convict parole and suddenly encountering his protest! Like, no, I don't want to be free, boss! I want to keep eating shit in prison! )) And if everyone were smarter and understood that the whole so-called “real world” is just a heavy, painful dream, and that true life lies beyond its limits, then all this shit that surrounds us — in the form of, for example, the State as such — would have no chance of existing at all...

“How is that possible?” Pigletty smiled.
“Well, it's like with loans!” Wie-the-Poo smiled in turn. "Debt collectors come to you by mistake and say, ‘You owe us, fuck you!’ And you say to them, 'I didn't take anything from you, guys, really! Please double-check your database!“ They double-check, shrug their shoulders, and say, ”Hmm... Fuck... Hmm, well, yes, you're right! It was a mistake!" And... they leave with nothing...
“Ha-ha! You will drink of the river of your pleasures!” exclaimed Pigletty and laughed quite loudly.

“That's what I'm doing!” smiling at his own resourcefulness, Wie-the-Poo patted his friend on the shoulder... 
“Hmm... Well, basically, that's what Christ taught...” the piglet suddenly demonstrated the depth of his knowledge.

“Yeah, right, he taught and taught, but he didn't teach us anything!” Wie-the-Poo smiled again. “Apparently, it was very noisy in the classroom that day, and no one heard the Teacher... Everyone was on their phones, was fighting in the shooting range-game...”


TO BE CONTINUED...


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