The Best Bitch on the Net, English version, 21

21. WHORES, PHILOSOPHERS & MALEDOM…))

“If you can't be a badass bitch from time to time, then you're not a real woman!”
“Why are you so harsh today, my dear Wie-the-Poo?” asked Hold-me gently, stretching toward the left corner of the screen for a beautiful butt plug.

“Can't I say what I think somewhere? Or is that illegal now?” “Think about it yourself, Holly,” Wie-the-Poo finally softened. "We pamper you, cherish you, take care of you, feed you, spend a ton of money on some completely meaningless bullshit from our male point of view, but we still spend it regularly, just accepting that you're such cute little kitties and fishies who desperately need all kinds of bullshit like you need air, fuck, but what do we get in return? New wishes and complaints? A new list for your birthday or March 8th?

“I always thought that you also enjoyed giving us pleasure...” Hold-me purred with a slutty smile, licking her lips and pulling on her red fishnet stockings...
“The tag ‘fishnet’,” flashed through Wie-the-Poo's mind, "that is, ‘fishing net’, a net, nah, with which these cunning mermaids always catch us, helpful good-natured dolphins, so that after catching a whole bunch of us, they can harness us to their water chariot and rush through the waves of our desire to their new slutty Maldives!"

“Are you here, Wie-the-Poo?” asked the panda Hold-me, embarrassed by the long silence of her best client, and, gifting the air with a new charming smile, she ran her paw between her legs...

“Of course I'm here, my sweet whore...” Wie-the-Poo pulled himself together, once again resigning himself to the fact that no one needed his philosophical musings, even for his money...

“By the way, what do you mean by the word ‘whore’?” the panda asked Hold-me, smiled again, and, describing an elegant pirouette with her hips, raised her hands above her head as if stretching, and spread her legs wide in red fishnet stockings...   

“H-ha...” Wie-the-Poo chuckled, "Well, first of all, a whore is a very honest creature! Whores don't pretend to be some kind of unapproachable, proud, coquettish prudes, but honestly admit that they are just as lustful animals as we are, and maybe even more lustful! Whores fuck everything except the proverbial “here and now”... Whores are like priestesses of the Pulse of Life... Whores know how to enjoy themselves and give pleasure to others... Meanwhile, stifling prudes, like larvae, constantly and systematically make our already difficult and sorrowful world even worse, more complicated, and more hopeless... Instead of receiving and giving pleasure, they complicate life for themselves and everyone around them without exception! If it were up to me, I would leave only myself and whores on earth! As many whores as possible, of all different types of appearance, and only me!  Wie-the-Poo summed up with a laugh.

“Funny...” Hold-me laughed too, “Funny, frank, and sincere! What shall we do today, my lord?” she asked, winking and patting her pussy conspiratorially.
"Well, first of all, I don't like your stupid red stockings! Change your clothes, and quickly!“ Wie-the-Poo commanded, inspired by the title ”my lord."
“What do you want me to wear?” The panda moved her legs and, straightening up, placed her hands on her knees.

"Stockings — classic black, and otherwise office style. A long dark skirt, white shirt, tie. Do you have your glasses? They make you look so funny, serious, and supposedly smart. It's cool, you know, to fuck such a serious... said Wie-the-Poo and smiled gently. 

Panda briefly left the monitor, but soon returned, dressed as Wie-the-Poo had instructed. She sat on the edge of the chair, closed her legs tightly again, placed her hands on her knees, and, feigning submission, looked questioningly at her “master” from under her eyelashes.

“Take that big pink dildo in your mouth and put your hands behind your back, bitch!” Wie-the-Poo commanded...

“Oh, heh-heh, that fucking maledom again!” Hold-me thought to herself and, feigning lust, took it in her mouth...



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