Кладовой в иероглифах и на латинице

Scene: At the door. Character 1 (Warily): Who are you? Character 2 (Enthusiastically, but with a hint of fatigue): I'm the Closet. And if you slam the door now, I'll be howling. Although it seems that my leg has already gotten stuck in the jamb. You know, I'm like a brownie, a goblin, or a firefighter. We exist, and we practice a lot when there's no work. And now there is. Character 1 (Scared): What kind of job? Are you crazy? I'm going to call the police now, or I'm going to scream at you quietly! Why didn't I look through the peephole? Character 2: Street work. Extracurricular activities. Receive and sign up for the #cat delivery of a birthday greeting for an absolutely unknown village legend. Character 1: Are you sure you've come to the right place? And anyway, where did you come from? He looks like a normal guy. You look like a postman, and you're giving me a box. Character 2: You're not mistaken. Yes, you're right, I'm a part-time member of the #Secret #Postman Club. My salary is low. And this job... I'm so tired of it. Are you taking the package? Will you sign for it? Do you have a pen? Character 1: Why do I need a doorknob? Damn, do you have a ballpoint pen? You're not falling behind... And you won't tell me who sent it? Website address? At least a #mail(#email) address? Oh, wait, where's your badge? Maybe a QR code? Logistics? Well, the sender can't be completely anonymous. You haven't been transporting cargo all your life. Character 2 (Briefly): All my life. Character 1 (Sighing): Okay. Here's the signature. I got it. I accept it, I'm satisfied with the delivery. I won't give you a tip. Why aren't you leaving? Character 2: Can I see what's inside right away? I'm obligated to take a look. There's a new #address inside. Hey, turn the wrapper over. We have an eco-friendly program. They protect nature and electrons. Character 1 (Studying the packaging): Where's the address? Ah, latitude, longitude... I recognize it. The third digit? The apartment number? The altitude above sea level? It's using GPS navigation to find the address. Cool! Character 2 (Proudly): Yes, I'm a Closet. It's derived from the words "closet" and "pantry." Got it? Got it? ... Character 2 (Smiling): Congratulations! Character 1 (Intrigued): Now you've got me intrigued. So why are you doing this? Why go to such lengths? Why not use regular mail? #Address, streets, building numbers - it's much simpler. Character 2: To overcome language and political barriers. You haven't opened the box yet. It's likely from another country. Our names are pseudonyms, not avatars. There are two main pseudonyms. Male – #Treasure Timurovich Howl. Female – Pony Timurovna #Mother. I only know her. My boss asks me to call her Understanding. And she walks around in clothes with images of ponies. I got it! That's all I know and will tell you. Enough. All other information is publicly available on free social networks. Character 1: You can also bury similar treasures in a role-playing computer game and find them using (#postcrossing) a Sniper's sight from DOT2 or flatten them with a Twink with a public name in honor of Geo-moles and a flogging from the GTA samp asset in the form of a secret code for (#Geocaching) the same GPS treasures. If you're careful, it's not difficult yet. The Storeroom (Vladimir Rummo) / Prose.ru proza.ru › 2021/06/17/189 **Any coincidences or confusion of persons with Dekor are accidental.