Thoughts of a simple American soldier...

"I'm an American, I have everything I need for simple human happiness: a job, a full-fledged family, an apartment, a car, a phone, a refrigerator, beautiful furniture, and even a small, cozy cottage in the countryside, where I have all the animals I need to feed my family: a cow, turkeys, chickens, ducks, geese, pigs, goats, sheep, and so on and so forth. So why the hell should I pick up a machine gun and fly to the other side of the world to kill ordinary people like myself?

And I have to do this because some idiot, excuse me, thought that ordinary people like us were threatening the security of the American people, the American state with such unrivaled armed forces?

 There live the same simple people who live on their own land, they're happy, they have everything they need, just like me, I listed it all above, and they even have oil, which they trade, so why the hell should they threaten us? They have nothing better to do!?

Doesn't our president understand this, and is he forcing us to kill our own kind simply because of his stupidity or, worse, his whim, like, he's our president, and we're constitutionally obligated to obey him!?

And if he's a fool, and his orders are idiotic, inhumane, are we obligated to drop everything and become thugs, staining our hands with the blood of innocent people, for what!?

I'll never believe that someone as happy as I am, on the other side of the world, dreams of skinning me alive, and most importantly, for what? He, like me, has everything he needs!?

 So, this is the conclusion I've come to: we're simply being fooled. No one is threatening us. Our president has either lost his mind, or someone has pumped him up, deceived him, and in his naivety, he's believed all this lying nonsense about threats to America, and that's why he's ordering us to kill innocent people on the other side of the world!

So, I've realized the most important thing is that we, ordinary Americans, need to throw down our assault rifles and tell the president: if you need to kill someone abroad, pick up a gun yourself and go do it, and then answer for your crimes there!

So, short story short, Donald Fredovich, stop spouting your nonsense, stop messing with our heads. We're not suckers, fools, idiots, or crazy enough to believe everything you're feeding us!"