23 The laconic-ironic passages

If chance finds you, do not lose it for the sake of mere necessity.

Why do fathers turn to their wives for advice at critical moments?
Because they are incapable of giving birth at critical moments.

When exactly should you give yourself free rein?
Until they catch you.

Who should be hanged on street lamps?
Only street lamps won't do! They are clearly not enough.

Why do roses smell so good?
And how else a plant can like for somebody so that it won't be eaten right away.

When is the most preferable time to withdraw into oneself?
When there's still hope of to exit from oneself.


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