US Smart Toilet, Part 1

Olga Shcheglova (Boris Bidyaga)

І. US SMART TOILET: MONETIZATION OF PRIVACY

The latest American public toilet, proudly developed under the MAGA program. A man is sitting on a dazzling white toilet bowl adorned with the US flag. Frantically massaging his stomach, he whispers a prayer for swift bowel deliverance while staring in sheer panic at the digital scoreboard ruthlessly counting down the seconds left until public humiliation.

The emergency light flashes threateningly, and the gentle, fatherly voice of the AI warns: "You've just flushed your limit down the toilet. The session can be resumed in 3 hours. Alternatively, upgrade to the Pro-Toilet plan. Caution, doors opening. Mind your privates!"


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