Absurdernet

Internet feed has been presenting bountiful herds of nothing less than masters of the universe.  


If not yet enough to qualify to be a pure oxymoron then there’s more: like a neat little pattern, each and all of them puff up in size geometric-progression-worthily, having encountered the slightest any that have no clue why’s there some creepy weirdos acting up; the bigger the puff up - the more self-perceived universally masterful, perhaps?


 And the legend has it they all tried so hard to become much bigger than whatever refuses to get stuck in their grabbity grip, that they actually have! 

Just like they imagined it!

The sub-microscopic, fantastically indistinguishable, it is to a quantum particle what a quantum particle is to the universe, the universe has finally evaded their senses altogether due to how exhilaratingly small it has become comparing to them,  of course, locking all quantum-observing modern equipment away from the big boys and all the words and all the meanings too..

What are they gonna do, the so overqualified, that in attempts to master,  they have simultaneously exited all the realms without even knowing about each other’s existence?..

...now they get to know each other for the first time. Hoping they won’t start quarreling  out there. 

Oh, wait..