Уроки английского ч. 1

Д/з Опишите распорядок своего дня, используя слова:
просыпаться, умываться, принимать душ, чистить зубы, готовить, завтракать, выходить из дома, ездить на автобусе, вызывать такси, ходить пешком, выполнять упражнения, кататься на велосипеде, водить автомобиль; яблоко, апельсин, сыр, сметана, свинина, лосось, смотреть телевизор, пользоваться интернетом.

My daily routine

I get up right after I wake up. I wash my face, brush my teeth, take a contrast shower, dress. I shave every other day on odd days. On weekends, I sometimes cook breakfast. I have learned to cook a little in the last year, because I believe that a man should make pleasant surprises for a woman. Further, five options are possible. 1. If I am writing an essay, story or scientific article, I drink thirty grams of Armenian brandy, drink coffee and eat dark chocolate with orange. 2. If I go to the gym, I eat cottage cheese with sour cream. 3. If my father arrived from Khabarovsk the day before, I eat salmon or red caviar. 4. If I am in love, I sing or pray without words, drink compote and eat apple and matsun (окрошка) to lose weight. I am not Raphael, but a couple of times I tried to draw an image that captivated me in stories. 5. If someone has made me very angry the day before, I eat pork.
Then I leave the house and then two options are possible. If I sympathize with the Democrats, I go by bus, sometimes I walk half the way to the university. If I am angry with the Democrats and sympathize with the conservatives, I order a taxi. After the university canteen is closed, I dine alone on weekdays. In the evening, if I'm not very tired, I do some exercises.
No one rides a bike in our area because we have steep ascents and descents. I ride my nephew's bike while visiting my sister. I drove a car a couple of times during my student years. I immediately opened a high speed and wanted to make a turn at speed. There was a stop at a bend, frightened people jumped onto the bench, my father was hoarse from screaming and would no longer let me drive.
Recently, I do not often surf the Internet, I prefer to use those resources that I know well. I'm not afraid of guys with knives and angry dogs, but I'm afraid of those internet technologists who want to manage people like greenhouse tomatoes.