DIY Masterpiece

This is neither Pandora's Box nor a voodoo gadget. No, it's just a box bearing a tastefully executed sticker: "DIY Masterpiece!" on the lid. Find a set of 33 puzzle pieces (aka CPPs) within. The set comes with instructions; please  make sure you have read them.

It's certainly not a novel at all (I don't even understand why the hell I even dragged Tolstoy into this), but merely a kit of spare parts from which anyone with nothing to spend their 'rightness' on is free to assemble their own novel, according to their personal preferences and with full right to do so via copyleft (;-). And the author (there he is, at the end of the previous sentence, winking his right eye) will not sue anyone at anywhere. The title itself, 'DIY Masterpiece', suggests exactly this conclusion, that the set of chapters presented within it might be used, say, as LEGO blocks.



https://books2read.com/u/b5ypDp        -- $ 2.99

https://www.litres.ru/73507016/        -- 299 руб.


Contents -- words: 71,287; p.: 232

Instructions for using the 'DIY Masterpiece!' kit
CPP #1: Beginning the End
CPP #2: Sounding the Despair
CPP #3: Bemoaning the Unreachable
CPP #4: Demonstrating the Restraint
CPP #5: Enlightening the Ignorant
CPP #6: Grasping the Artistry
CPP #7: Mourning the Separation
CPP #8: Surviving the Disappointment
CPP #9: Finding the Deliverance
CPP #10: Anticipating the Repose
CPP #11: Exploring the Given
CPP #12: All-conquering Habituation
CPP # 13: Looping the Brainswarp
CPP #14: Killing the Salvation
CPP #15: Enraging The Omniscience
CPP #16: Formatting the Worldview
CPP #17: Simplifying the Taming
CPP #18: Trekking the Unknown
CPP #19: Checking the Beyond
CPP #20: Sharing the Condition
CPP #21: Acquiring the Ken
CPP #22: Suppressing the Prosperity
CPP #23: Rejecting the Offer
CPP #24: Meeting the Predestination
CPP #25: Installing the Returned
CPP #26: Continueing the Adaptation
CPP #27: Escaping the Sufferings
CPP #28: Adding the Aggravation
CPP #29: Securing the Survival
CPP #30: Expressing the Confusion
CPP #31: Complicating the Repentance
CPP #32: Disclosing the Regret
CPP #33: Absorbing the Extinct